You Couldn’t Pay Me to go to Cancun
I travel. A lot. I love it. I will go ANYWHERE, except for Cancun. Please don’t make me go to Cancun. I BEG of you, don’t make me do it. Do not make me go to Cancun. Seriously, just try and make me go to Cancun. I daaaaaaare you.
To give you a better idea of why I’m just not cool with Cancun, let me tell you about my first and hopefully my only trip to Cancun.
The Perfect Honeymoon in Cancun? Nope. Cancun Ruined My Honeymoon.
My whole life I dreamed about the perfect honeymoon. After taking some advice from a trusted and loved friend (still trusted and loved despite this experience), my husband and I decided that the best place for a honeymoon was indeed Cancun.
The first couple days were swell. We saw Chichen Itza and went to the beach. Then, the third day is when it hit. We were at X-caret and MONTEZUMA came for his revenge in a major way.
Both my husband and I were so sick.Someone in Cancun must have fed us straight from the garbage, because neither of us have ever been so sick. In fact, we were so sick that we paid $300 to change our tickets and go home early and recover from our terrible honeymoon.
And, believe you me, I hold a grudge against Cancun for ruining what was supposed to be the best vacation of my life–my HONEYMOON.
I will never go back to Cancun. Unless…
We settled it right then and there. WE WILL NEVER GO BACK TO CANCUN. Ever. It was just too traumatic.
That’s unless, well, I dunno…do you think you could prove me wrong? Could you undo what has been done? Could you make up for my terrible honeymoon? Do you have enough confidence in your Cancun resort and experience that you think you could guarantee me a new, improved honeymoon? Could you change my mind? I doubt it.
Could You Get Me to Go to Cancun? Could You Change My Story? Could You Get Me to LOVE Cancun?
I’m a reasonable person. Regardless of how terrible my experience was in Cancun, I am willing to give it a second chance. Maybe. If you practically pay me. Seriously.
Currently, Cancun gets 0 stars out of 5 in my book. If you (press or media person) think you can change that, I dare you to try. And, to let you know how much I really don’t like Cancun, you should know that I’m actually not that hard to impress.
I’m taking applications for the WORST TRAVEL DESTINATION CONTEST. In other words, can you make my worst travel destination my favorite destination? Can you change my recommendation from “Go anywhere o your honeymoon, except for Cancun” to “Go to Cancun and stay here (your resort) and do this (insert activity)?” Wanna give it a try? Contact me ashleyrcummings @ gmail dot com.
If you think you got the goods, show me what you got.