Well, it’s only 3 days before my next adventure (I can’t reveal where that will be, or it will ruin all the fun). In anticipation of all the fun I am about to have, or to help me not get too excited, I decided to focus on a few things that I love about the right here and now.
Grass in Utah — I don’t mean any type of crazy weed, or anything. I am talking about actual grass. I don’t know what the deal is, but grass is just not the same in other parts of the world. When I lived in Russia and Belarus, grass equaled weird green weeds. Any time we went to a park to play sports, we played on a field full of green weeds. Also, the ground was never even, so 9 times out of 10, I would land my skinny running bum in some sort of pot hole. I am glad that there is good grass in Utah, so when I play sports (which is pretty much never), I don’t have to fall into a pot hole, or worry about getting a rash from poison ivy.
J-dawgs — I know of no other place in the universe that you can eat a good J-dawg, other than Provo & Orem. When I go on my vacation of awesomeness, I won’t be able to eat a J-dawg, and that will be sad. Well, it will be sort of sad. Actually, I won’t think about J-dawgs at all, because I will be eating other delicious things. I just like J-dawgs, okay.
My Husband — Unfortunately, my husband won’t be joining me for this next adventure, which is a major bummer. While I will be having fun in undisclosed location, he will be here working like a dog. He is a winner, and I will miss him, which makes me a good wife. Even though, I’m actually a bad wife for ditching him in the first place. And it’s over his birthday. Oh man. He gets a BIG TIME FREE PASS. Why is he a saint?
Um, that’s all I can think of to celebrate. I think that will get my mind off the excitement of my next adventure for the next few days.
If you can guess where my next adventure is, I will mail you a Charleston Chew and a Flat Stanley. If you already know, though, you can’t guess.